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I have little capacitance for puns.

My stomach just does flip-flops when I read puns.

IC U8 all the chips.

LED blinkers make me circuit board.

Mr Schmitt became hyster-ical when his circuits didn't work.

Watt is it all about? Joule regret it.

Ohm sweet ohm

Joule know about my FETishes? Watt's the best.

Why did the capacitor kiss the diode? He just couldn't resistor.

I should have been sad when my flashlight batteries died, but I was delighted.

My rechargeable batteries are revolting.

Yesterday I slept on a battery, it was a good power nap.

I went into a shop and asked for a one farad capacitor. They charged the earth for it.

Cicero, Mark Antony and Ceaser having a friendly chat over a salad about politics - what's that? RomuLAN

You let tinsel drop into the power circuit? You are grounded.

Adam & Eve: More power to us: U and I shall multiply.

When the magic smoke escaped, they sang a die-ode.