Difference between revisions of "Puns"

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I have little capacitance for puns.

My stomach just does flip-flops when I read puns.

IC U8 all the chips.

LED blinkers make me circuit board.

Mr Schmitt became hyster-ical when his circuits didn't work.

Watt is it all about? Joule regret it.

Ohm sweet ohm

Joule know about my FETishes? Watt's the best.

Why did the capacitor kiss the diode? He just couldn't resistor.

I should have been sad when my flashlight batteries died, but I was delighted.

My rechargeable batteries are revolting.

Yesterday I slept on a battery, it was a good power nap.

I went into a shop and asked for a one farad capacitor. They charged the earth for it.

Cicero, Mark Antony and Ceaser having a friendly chat over a salad about politics - what's that? RomuLAN

You let tinsel drop into the power circuit? You are grounded.

Adam & Eve: More power to us: U and I shall multiply.

When the magic smoke escaped, they sang a die-ode.

Is this is a current source or a dampened earth circuit? Well, I CMOS.

For lack of one board trace, this Tantalum capacitor eternally yearns to be charged.

No loafing around - set up the breadboard!

You're almost done - solder on!

You can find his name in the RoHS Rho of capacitor manufacturers.

Knock knock! Who's there? MESI wanna share Jar cache line. Make sure to put a J-tag on it.

Think globally, optimize locally: power to the peephole.

There is no I in "power gateng".

You are charged with short-changing the electricity board on Coulombian capacitors.

When Trurl got peckish, he ordered a wire-wrap.

The child minder accommodated her charges to the best of her capacity.

Tofu oven? Well, we make chips on a SOI substrate and let them cure for a while.

If the substrate capacitance is killing you - call *for* SOS.

Waste not, Watt not.

Why is your lab in a disused train station? I want to study the Hall effect.

How are a raven and a desk alike? The former might threaten your eye; the latter might be threatened by your AI.

Can I play Hamlet? No, you are too much of a HAM enthusiast.

It has many good ideas, but its excuse for a portability layer is such a sphagetti of #ifdefs that this game is a net hack.

The design was so controversial, by the time we were done, we not only had the bread board, but also each other all wired up.

When CMOS designers have too much beer, they get sort of a bipolar disorder - they just PNP.

Early game hunters celebrated their power with cave murals at the start of the dye era. Today, gaming graphics requires power and die area.

Let's bake a currant loop.

You think we can't route all the signals in that layer? We'll go via that bridge when we come to it.

Lead free design.

Blasted excuse for a CD writer! I won't let you have another cake and eat it.

Can I have anything more on that chip? You'll have to pay in cache for that.