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I have little capacitance for puns.

My stomach just does flip-flops when I read puns.

IC U8 all the chips.

LED blinkers make me circuit board.

Mr Schmitt became hyster-ical when his circuits didn't work.

Watt is it all about? Joule regret it.

Ohm sweet ohm

Joule know about my FETishes? Watt's the best.

Why did the capacitor kiss the diode? He just couldn't resistor.

I should have been sad when my flashlight batteries died, but I was delighted.

My rechargeable batteries are revolting.

Yesterday I slept on a battery, it was a good power nap.

I went into a shop and asked for a one farad capacitor. They charged the earth for it.

The FET manufacturer engaged in channel stuffing. A real drain on the resellers reSources.

Cicero, Mark Antony and Ceaser having a friendly chat over a salad about politics - what's that? RomuLAN

You let tinsel drop into the power circuit? You are grounded.

Adam & Eve: More power to us: U and I shall multiply.

When the magic smoke escaped, they sang a die-ode.

Is this is a current source or a dampened earth circuit? Well, I CMOS.

For lack of one board trace, this Tantalum capacitor eternally yearns to be charged.

No loafing around - set up the breadboard!

You're almost done - solder on!

You can find his name in the RoHS Rho of capacitor manufacturers.

Knock knock! Who's there? MESI wanna share Jar cache line. Make sure to put a J-tag on it.

Think globally, optimize locally: power to the peephole.

There is no I in "power gateng".

You are charged with short-changing the electricity board on Coulombian capacitors.

When Trurl got peckish, he ordered a wire-wrap.

The child minder accommodated her charges to the best of her capacity.

Tofu oven? Well, we make chips on a SOI substrate and let them cure for a while.

If the substrate capacitance is killing you - call *for* SOS.

Waste not, Watt not.

Why is your lab in a disused train station? I want to study the Hall effect.

How are a raven and a desk alike? The former might threaten your eye; the latter might be threatened by your AI.

Can I play Hamlet? No, you are too much of a HAM enthusiast.

It has many good ideas, but its excuse for a portability layer is such a sphagetti of #ifdefs that this game is a net hack.

The design was so controversial, by the time we were done, we not only had the bread board, but also each other all wired up.

When CMOS designers have too much beer, they get sort of a bipolar disorder - they just PNP.

Early game hunters celebrated their power with cave murals at the start of the dye era. Today, gaming graphics requires power and die area.

Let's bake a currant loop.

You think we can't route all the signals in that layer? We'll go via that bridge when we come to it.

Lead free design.

Blasted excuse for a CD writer! I won't let you have another cake and eat it.

Can I have anything more on that chip? You'll have to pay in cache for that.

How do you cheer a secret service organization to force people to use euphemisms? PCMCIA!

He ate so many chips, he got die area.

UKIP's FET projet: install a gate at Dover.

What bright spark selected an unprotected CMOS circuit for installation at a carpet factory?

Why did he give up his sheep farm? He started selling DRAM.

All backtraces lead to ROM.

You call that a beautiful torchlight design? That is just plain Miss LEDing.

To operate this board in cold ambient temperatures, you have to add a jumper.

This board has so many jumpers, it's a flea circus.

The commercial version has the bit interchange instruction bxch. The Military Spec version uses the "bitch" mnemonic instead.

The OK for the "push to talk" device PO does *not* mean it's an approved interrogation technique.

So your conglomerate is buying a chips foundry. Do you want Fry's with that?

Desparate for recognition, the amateur musician bought a computer with lots of fans.

People take a DIMM view on re-labeling memory.

Global DIMMing: sale of separate memory chips is DIPping.

What improves electronics manufacturing at the cost of sports results? Doping control.

In the induction session we will show you how to wind a coil.

A skilled tester can get a lot of mileage out of a basic multimeter.

The Autobots invented the primarily switched PSU to get rid of humans and Transformers.

Why are some people suspicious about CERN? They heard about them free mesons there.

An E-bikes fate: get stomped on, and then charged with battery.

The tolerance of these resisters is so low, you could say there are rebels without a cause.

This vain robotic maestro is the epitome of see-me-conductors.

What's this whinnying noise from the lab? Oh, that's our charger.

If you want to see conductors on busses again, you have to use fewer point-to-point connections and multilayer PCBs.

When the geek talked shop at the chippy, he made a mother board.

Bored. Whole board hole-bored.

What's that cap doing there? It's just cos' of the phi-l good factor.

To shift the analogue TV's, he had 'em pegged at a low price.

In the sound engineers vs. pilots six-a-side, there were many low passes.

When the resellers neglected product and service value-add for quirky ads, they became known as the pun-ic VARs.

As he analyzed the alleged Da Vinci's receiver, he gained a fazed looking look.

The luddite with a chip on his shoulder.

We decorated with chip board.

Board games: e-scrabble: draw 5 chips, arrange into a meaningful circuit.

That hummer just *squashed* two months of work! What do I tell the boss? You made a car-ed board prototype.

Freud kept an analog till he figured he could digital.

To keep track of working hours, we use a shift register.

Board games: relay race: build an electro-mechanical random number generator.

Board games: build a house of cards.

Board games: outsource the continuity management and 2nd sourceing of FET supply to Bollywood.

Board games: right-size the panel of experts that decides on the right size of panels for exports.

Board games: build a house of cards.

Board games: because of the noxious fumes from scorched epoxy boards, you'll start with a wooden train set.

Anna, log. Dig it, Al.

Board games: tag: build an RFID using the oldest components you can find.

Board games: hide and (I) see-K: 1st party builds circuit, obscures markings with pelt. 2nd party has to non-desctructively find estimates for dielectric constants in used ICs.

Board games: strip poker: strip the bread board, and bread the strip board.

Board games: dress up: 1st party makes a case for the board, make the case spotless. 2nd party makes a case for the bored, why the case is pointless. Others give mod points, then go round-robin till all mod points are distributed.

Board games: sum-o: build an octal adder.

I asked for a full-carry adder. Little did I know he was a vivisectionist and gnu nut.